Big Al (Alabama Crimson Tide)

Big Al waddles into the ring like he owns the place, and honestly, he kind of does. With a trunk on his face and a swagger that screams 'Roll Tide,' he embodies every die-hard Alabama fan's spirit. Ever notice how he manages to hype up an entire stadium with nothing but a few claps and some serious elephant charm? It’s like he’s out there saying, 'Who needs a playbook when you can just stomp your feet and look adorable?' Sure, he’s just a big ol’ plushy mascot, but when he waves that trunk, you feel the entire college football world tilt ever so slightly in Alabama's favor. There’s just something absurdly lovable about a giant elephant that can rally a whole fanbase while looking like he just wandered off the set of a cartoon. If you don’t pick Big Al, do you really even care about college football culture?