Bevo (Texas Longhorns)

Picture this: Bevo struts into GoatWars, horns first, as if the field’s named after him. Biggest flex? This Longhorn doesn't just show up; he embodies Texas spirit with every swish of his tail. Fans? More like a cult. They wear those burnt orange jerseys like it's their job and talk about Bevo like he pays their bills. It’s hard to decide what's tougher—Bevo's stare-down with any rival mascot or trying to convince his fans that other mascots even exist. Good luck arguing with a Texan about mascots; they've got Bevo blinders on!