A&W Root Bear

If you've never passionately argued over soda mascots at 2 AM, let me introduce you to the A&W Root Bear—soda's cuddliest icon. This guy doesn’t just sell root beer; he sells nostalgia with a furry high-five. And let’s be honest, who else has fans debating whether his bow tie is cooler than the Pepsi globe? It’s a quirky struggle, sure, but choosing Root Bear in GoatWars feels like defending your favorite childhood teddy against all those mainstream superheroes and villains. It's absurd, it's heated, and no one's sitting on the fence here.