Avocado Toast
Avocado Toast in the 'Greatest Breakfast Foods of All Time'? It’s the Meryl Streep of brunch—ubiquitous, beloved, and a bit overexposed. This toast has turned every millennial into a culinary critic with a PhD in 'smashing techniques'. The real struggle? Finding an avocado that’s not harder than a calculus exam or mushier than a soap opera plot. It’s a high-stakes game where every slice is a gamble, but admit it—we’re all playing.
Avocado Toast's Rankings
Breakfast Foods
Rank: #11 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 37.5%
Streak: 🔥 6-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Avocado Toast vs Smoothies - Wins 71.4% of battles
- Avocado Toast vs Bagels - Wins 66.7% of battles
- Avocado Toast vs French Toast - Wins 61.9% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Avocado Toast vs Bacon - Loses 78.8% of battles
- Avocado Toast vs Hash Browns - Loses 69.2% of battles
- Avocado Toast vs Eggs - Loses 68.8% of battles