Auburn vs. Alabama (Iron Bowl – College Football)

Imagine Thanksgiving, but instead of passive-aggressive family banter, you've got the Iron Bowl—Auburn vs. Alabama, a rivalry that could fuel a small country's energy needs with its sheer intensity. Every play is a soap opera episode, and every fan is either on the brink of sheer joy or a nervous breakdown. It's not just a game; it's a yearly trial by fire where friendships pause, and even grandma has to pick a side. Missing this is like skipping Christmas, except with more yelling and less eggnog.