Armageddon
Armageddon might be the loudest movie ever made. Explosions every five minutes. Aerosmith screaming over emotional speeches. NASA deciding the best way to stop an asteroid is apparently “oil drillers but in space.”
And yet? Millions of people absolutely love this movie.
That’s what makes Armageddon dangerous in this bracket. Unlike The Room, the movie actually works emotionally. Unlike Con Air, it tries to convince you it’s important. Some viewers think it’s peak blockbuster entertainment. Others think it’s two and a half hours of expensive yelling.
The Affleck commentary about training astronauts to drill instead of drillers to astronaut still haunts this movie’s reputation. But honestly, that stupidity is part of the charm now.
You can mock Armageddon all day long. Then the ending hits and suddenly everyone gets quiet.
Armageddon's Rankings
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Rank: #1 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 65.4%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Armageddon vs The Room - Wins 84.0% of battles
- Armageddon vs Batman & Robin (1997) - Wins 79.5% of battles
- Armageddon vs Face/Off - Wins 73.3% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Armageddon vs Con Air - Loses 53.7% of battles
- Armageddon vs Road House - Loses 45.5% of battles
- Armageddon vs Face/Off - Loses 26.7% of battles