Apu

You ever notice how everyone suddenly becomes a Kwik-E-Mart connoisseur when Apu hits the screen in The Simpsons? I mean, here’s a guy who’s not just slinging Squishees but also serving up a buffet of cultural punchlines that somehow end up on everyone’s quote list. And let’s not brush off the fact that he’s probably the only character who’s had a love life more complex than his spice rack. Debating Apu's top spot is like trying to argue against donuts at a Springfield police convention – good luck making your case!