Angel Batista

If there's a hall of fame for the most lovably clueless detectives, Angel Batista is hosting the induction ceremony. In the 'Greatest Dexter: Resurrection Characters of All Time' league, this guy is like that one uncle who tries to stay hip and ends up being unintentionally hilarious. Fans are torn between 'Is he brilliant?' or 'Did he just stumble on to that clue by accident?' It's the kind of debate that keeps you up at night, arguing with friends until someone threatens to throw the remote.