Andy Dwyer

If Andy Dwyer isn’t top of your 'Greatest Parks and Recreation Characters of All Time' list, you’re probably watching the show wrong. This guy turns cluelessness into an art form. Ever tried explaining Andy’s appeal to someone? It's like trying to describe a bizarre dream—words just don't do it justice. From shoeshining to fronting Mouse Rat, his career path alone is wilder than a caffeinated raccoon. Not voting for Andy? Might as well say Li'l Sebastian was just an 'okay' pony.