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Abe Simpson

Name: Abe Simpson
Rating: 36.4

You think you know The Simpsons? Please, you don't know Springfield until you've grappled with the enigma of Abe Simpson in GoatWars. Here’s a character who oscillates between WWII hero and rambling old man at the drop of a hat. Fans are torn whether to laugh, cry, or rewind to catch whatever nonsensical pearl just dropped from his lips. And yet, every absurd monologue somehow endears him more to our hearts, making debates about the greatest character not just fun but a bizarre rite of passage.

Abe Simpson's Rankings

The Simpsons Characters

Rank: #5 (see rankings)

Win Rate: 36.4%

Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak

Best matchups (highest win rate)

Abe Simpson vs Apu - Wins 55.9% of battles
Abe Simpson vs Moe Szyslak - Wins 44.4% of battles
Abe Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - Wins 37.5% of battles

Worst matchups (lowest win rate)

Abe Simpson vs Homer Simpson - Loses 92.6% of battles
Abe Simpson vs Bart Simpson - Loses 70.0% of battles
Abe Simpson vs Marge Simpson - Loses 66.7% of battles