Abe Simpson

You think you know The Simpsons? Please, you don't know Springfield until you've grappled with the enigma of Abe Simpson in GoatWars. Here’s a character who oscillates between WWII hero and rambling old man at the drop of a hat. Fans are torn whether to laugh, cry, or rewind to catch whatever nonsensical pearl just dropped from his lips. And yet, every absurd monologue somehow endears him more to our hearts, making debates about the greatest character not just fun but a bizarre rite of passage.