Greatest Fast Food French Fries of All Time
Five Guys French Fries or McDonald's Fries

Pick Your Favorite

FIVE GUYS FRENCH FRIES

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MCDONALD'S FRIES
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Why This Battle Matters

Is there anything more quintessentially comfort food than a fierce fry face-off? Picture it: a heaping, hearty mound of Five Guys fries, each chunky slice steeped in peanut oil richness, going head-to-head with the slender, salt-sprinkled perfection of McDonald’s iconic strips. This isn’t merely a contest of taste but a clash of culinary philosophies—bulk versus delicacy, lavish versus classic simplicity. What’s really at stake here is more than just transient bragging rights; it’s about setting the standards for what 'greatness' tastes like in the fry world. Choosing between these titans isn’t just about preference—it's a declaration of what sort of deliciousness defines us.

🔥 Fan Takes

Honestly? Five Guys fries just hit different when you’re starving - so filling!
no contest, McDonald’s fries are the GOAT 🐐 crisp perfection every time, fight me
McD's fries r classic, but Five Guys gives you that greasy bag vibe. Tough pick!

How Fans Are Voting

In this battle:

Fans currently prefer McDonald's Fries over Five Guys French Fries when it comes to the greatest Fast Food French Fries of all time. In head-to-head matchups, fans pick McDonald's Fries 57.6% of the time over Five Guys French Fries.

Across all battles:

McDonald's Fries win rate: 72.8%

Five Guys French Fries win rate: 63.9%

Fan FAQs

What's the deal with fans' loyalty to Five Guys French Fries?

Fans of Five Guys French Fries can't get enough of their generous servings and the fact that they're freshly made right in front you. The rustic, skin-on style and the sea salt finish just elevate the whole experience, making them feel more gourmet compared to typical fast food fare.

Why do fans adore McDonald's Fries so much?

McDonald's Fries have a nostalgic kick that's hard to beat. They've perfected that crispy, golden exterior with a soft, fluffy inside that many of us grew up loving. Plus, they're super consistent no matter where you go, which keeps fans coming back.

Why is this matchup between Five Guys French Fries and McDonald's Fries such a hot topic on GoatWars?

It's all about the clash of styles! McDonald's fans rave about their fries' iconic taste and perfect saltiness, while Five Guys supporters love the hearty, homemade feel of their fries. This matchup really splits the crowd based on what they value in their fries—precision or abundance.