VS
Your GOAT List
What happens when the smooth-talking, pilot-hat-wearing lothario squares off against the innocently awkward, yet unexpectedly profound teenage son? We witness a quintessential clash of philosophies. Glenn Quagmire, the embodiment of risqué humor, brings a legacy of boundary-pushing jokes, while Chris Griffin counters with a blend of surreal comedy and surprising depth. This matchup isn't just about who makes us laugh harder; it's a battle over the soul of comedy itself — raw and unfiltered versus bizarre and heartfelt. How you pick between Quagmire and Chris reflects what you believe is the essence of humor in 'Family Guy'.
In this battle:
Fans currently prefer Glenn Quagmire over Chris Griffin when it comes to the greatest Family Guy Characters of all time. In head-to-head matchups, fans pick Glenn Quagmire 66.7% of the time over Chris Griffin.
Across all battles:
Glenn Quagmire win rate: 38.7%
Chris Griffin win rate: 29.3%
Chris Griffin wins hearts with his sweet, if somewhat clueless, nature. He brings a unique blend of innocence and comedy to the show, making him a beloved character among those who appreciate a gentler humor.
Fans can't get enough of Quagmire because of his over-the-top personality and iconic catchphrase, 'Giggity.' His humorous, albeit sometimes questionable, escapades provide some of the most memorable moments on 'Family Guy.'
Right now, Glenn Quagmire is leading in the votes. Fans seem to really dig his wild antics and unpredictable humor, which sets him apart from the more subdued Chris Griffin.